I have a gullible child

Last week it was vampires.  Today it went something like this.

James:  Dad, can you make things out of titanium?

Paul:  Titanium?

James:  Yeah, I want you to make me shoes that fire comes out of so I can fly.

Paul:  I'm not that talented.

James:  Brendan at school has some.  He has to say Rudolph to get them to work.  Then he can fly!

Paul:  Son, it's not possible.

James:  Yes it is!  

Paul:  Have you seen him fly?

James:  No.  It only works at night.