James: *seriously* Mom, Josh can suck blood.
Me: *not paying attention* Oh yeah?
James: Yeah he really does.
James: He sucks it from here. *points at his neck*
Me: *paying attention now and laughing* I think someone was telling you something that isn't true.
James: *seriously still* No, mom, he really can! He only drinks the blood of kids this size. *points to the top of his head*
Me: *Laughing really hard* Okay, I'll ask his mom when I see her next.
James: *seriously* You can only ask him. She wouldn't know.
Me: *Still laughing* Okay James.
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